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Yo mama so dumb she used a dictonary to look up the word dictonary

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I won bronze

2. Remember when air for your tyres was free? Now it's 50p.

That’s inflation for you.

3. My gf just found out Free Bird

She asks "If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?" "Sure thing darling, what's your name again?"

4. I walked into a church yesterday and all of the pews were covered in saliva.

It must have been Catho-lick!

5. My therapist says I’m always fixating on revenge.

We’ll see about that.

6. I didn’t do well at school

I failed maths so many times, I can’t even count.

7. I've had difficulty shaving my mustache this morning. Turns out the razor was dull.

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8. What do fish believe in?

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9. I did my federal election run in Canada today

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